Wednesday, April 25, 2007

FUND RAISER!

This is the best idea I've ever had. Starting today I am collecting money for a few worthy causes -- you can donate using PayPal:

1) cryogenic freezing of me so I can wake up when "it's all over";

2) botox because my eyebrows are growing together and forming a levy system that New Orleans would envy;

3) lobotomy (a little more permanent but still an option);

4) R&D of eyeglasses with sponges to absorb massive amounts of tears shed every day.

So go on over to PayPal and start contributing.

8 comments:

Michele said...

Heh... now that was just a fantastic post...

Sarge Charlie said...

how much can i give..........

liberal army wife said...

he he he sorry dear...not gonna happen

LAW

Butterfly Wife said...

I'm glad your sense of humor is still intact! You take care.

Dixiechick said...

Let me know how much you get because I'm gonna have to do something come July 23... LOL

Have a good weekend!

Sarge Charlie said...

did you get enough to retire....

Sarge Charlie said...

I came to see you in dub's shirt, did you see my comment on his site about the shirt.......

Army Mom Times Three said...

Sarge Charlie:
It's just now tomorrow! It's Saturday. . .went to a wedding last night and got "polluted" on Chardonnay (I am, after all, a sophisticated drunk).

Me in Sgt Dug's shirt will be on my blog before the sun goes down today. I didn't take a photo yesterday so I've got to get the hangover look off my face and get purti first.