This is the best idea I've ever had. Starting today I am collecting money for a few worthy causes -- you can donate using PayPal:
1) cryogenic freezing of me so I can wake up when "it's all over";
2) botox because my eyebrows are growing together and forming a levy system that New Orleans would envy;
3) lobotomy (a little more permanent but still an option);
4) R&D of eyeglasses with sponges to absorb massive amounts of tears shed every day.
So go on over to PayPal and start contributing.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Posted by Write Before Sleep at 7:12 PM